What is the weirdest baby names someone named their child?

ive heard of a boy named ESPN and a girl named Plecenta ew grooosss what has been the weirdest baby names uve heard of??What is the weirdest baby names someone named their child?
My poor husband is going to kill me if he finds out I wrote this, lol. His "real" name (I only see this on his driver's license and while we're doing our taxes) is Michael Hunt. You know, Mike Hunt. lololol. He was born just weeks before the movie Porky's. Poor guy. Luckily he goes by his middle name and most people do not know about this. But all of his family still calls him Michael and he even has an uncle that calls him Mike.
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Blueberry Madonna

WTF Is Up With That?What is the weirdest baby names someone named their child?
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I heard Jason Lee named his kid Inspector Pilot. That kid is soooo getting teased in school!
I know someone who named their kid Thunder Hawk.
A couple who named their daughter A-sholey....but they spelled it Asshole! Poor kid!
apple is so weird to me !!
Apple....seriously!??
oh my i lost 4babies to miscarriage and named them all i like werid names my living son has a common name though lol



my kids names are



Calendar James (callendar after the town in scotland)

Trinity Wulf (a fan of matrix)

Leo Dallas (i love JFK and Dallas was in memory of his death)

James Samuel Jonathan Leo (my living son)

Keain (pronounced Kee-in just loved the name)



but heard some werid ones in my time, my teacher in highschool he taught chem and his daughter was called Flame.
By far, it has to be Moon Unit Zappa. This kid belonged to musician Frank Zappa but he died several years ago.
Ever Gabo for a girl, compliments of Milla Jovovich... Gabo (pronounced Gay-beau... sadly, I kid you not!!!).... can you imagine the teasing the poor child will get.... Milla clearly wasn't thinking at the time and she's bound to regret it eventually.
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Zebediah

Which isn't really all that weird.

But I'd never heard it before.

Also, Janet. You never hear that anymore.
twins named lemonjello and orangejello (pronounced lehmonjehllo and orohnjehlo) i don't think it gets any wierder!



Pomegranite



April May



Aislen



Tostino



Yormomaes Gay



Ima Pig and Ura Pig (twins)



Metallica



Tor Tia



Brooklyn



Lettice



Prayton and Praylene



Skyy (like the vodka)



4real



Ree Mains



Seal



Savage Beast
I hear a lot of new parents are naming their girls "Lexus". The name "Lexus" was invented by Toyota Motors, whereas the name "Mercedes" was already a girl's name before they started making the luxury cars.



"Mommy to Be" : Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter "Apple".
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My best friend was named after her great grandma from vanautu her name is Natoflinga....
A teacher told me that she had a student named "Shamu". Just like the whale at Sea World, but this was a city school and the child had no idea that she was named after a whale that does tricks. Poor kid.
I had a science teacher named Add
My Friend is a teacher, and she taught a girl named Pepsi. I was also watching a T.V. show on this, and some of the names were Pilot Inspektor (not a typo, actually spelled like this) Apple, and twins were named Giraffe and Elephant.
Landry, it sounds like she just did laundry, and put it on the land to dry! I wonder if she gets made fun of...
Female. Pronounced "Fa-mal-ee" becasue "that's what it said that the birth card".
my bestfriend's name is Chyna. but people call her vagina...
I'm with the third guy....Inspector Pilot is awful
Moxie Crimefighter, Blaed, Merilee Fuchs, Alotta Fagina, Ivana Humpalot, and a kid I went to school with was named Bangatorial (sp?)
I went to school with a girl named

Ida Oxx.
Faryn (I actually like this name though) It's like F-erin.



Temple (one of my step cousins)



Patience
I've heard of Espn, Apple, Angel Princess, Kal-el, patches and probably the worst is that these parents named their daughter toilet and wanted it to be prounced like "toy- lay" I mean come on, think of your freakin kid before you name them something stupid!lol
These are all names of people at my school-

Ashwin

Sgraevi

Anish

Jersey

Jamie spelled like this- Jaemiey



Princess (from a reality show)

Apple (mom's friend's aunt's name)

Clentra (sister's friend's name)



There are some other ones, I just can't think right now.
I heard of some twins in a town where I use to live named Crayon and Crayola, bet they were quite colorful, or at least the parents were. My neighbors little girls first and last name was Truly Darling. My husbands name is Benjamin Nare, so hes known as "been there". I guess I am kind of guilty too we named our daughter Brightyn Nare.
I have a friend due to deliver her 2nd son next month and she insists that she's naming him Sir! Yes-sir-re I said Sir!



I've also known a girl name The (spelled differently but prounounced "The" -- she was Vietnamese). And I also knew a boy named Zethon!